My moon. My men.
I ain't no ordinary. Seriously. Being ordinary sucks, hate it. When you're just the same as the common girls, you are undetectable, and no one would notice you. Which is sucks like hell. Cewek-cewek di sekitar gue tergila-gila dengan Robert Pattinson, that vampire heartrob or whatever you named it. Oke, dan bukan hanya satu, sejuta cewek seumuran gue begitu jatuh cinta sama dia. Gue heran, kalo gue emnunjukkan cowok cakep lainnya mereka masiiiih aja berkutat sama si Patty itu. Astaga. Sama semua. Gue tidak melihat kalo si Edward Cullen itu menarik, sama sekali enggak. Mirip supir gue, rambutnya. Ganteng apa? Mukanya kayak beton. Yo, girls, no offense.
Gue ngomong apa sih.
Seriously. Don't compare me with anyone. Today I'm gonna take you to the world of my men. HA! Lo tahu kan gue seorang pemimpi yang menyedihkan, kayakya basi banget ya kalo gue bilang gue juga cinta sama Robert Pattinson atau Jesse McCartney. Blah! Gue akan membawa lo ke setiap lakon dalam imajinasi gue yang begitu imajinatif. Alasan kenapa gue tidak naksir cowok-cowok ganteng yang berlalu lalang di sekitar gue, dan biasa ditaksir cewek-cewek. Gue hidup dalam dunia gue sendiri. Don't be surprise. Told you, I'm unpredictable as well. So, take a look.
Hm, mungkin selera gue yang aneh.
(drumrolls)
.................. MY MEN!
(man's voice)
"She's gonna take you to the place where imagination is real."
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(urutannya ngacak. HINT: the first one on my top list is a French actor)
ALEX EVANS
May I say that he's a weird emo-guy? I HATE EMO-GUY! But he's way too charming to be hated. Those clear blue eyes, that dark hair, and that personality! Geez, I watched his video on those teacups, and.. You know, I don't really like shy guy, but he's completely HOT. Tapi geu gak terlalu suka, sih.
NICHOLAS HOULT
Used to be my favorite one. Charming, and british. But I'm not interested to a gay. Pathetic.
ALEX TURNER
He's british and hot, that's all. He looks so innocence, and that lips!!!! I can't help not to kiss it (mati.) Ngomong-ngomong gue jadi teringat sama pembicaraan gue dan Noni di depan layar komputer.
(mantengin foto Alex T. makan apel)
Dara: "Gue akan melakukan apapun untuk bisa jadi Alex Chung."
Noni: "Gue akan melakukan apapun untuk bisa jadi apel itu."
It inspired me a lot. Seriously.
ADRIEN BRODY
Jujur ya, gue bisa cinta banget sama cowok bertipe wajah kayak dia. Lo tahu kan? Yang berwajah sendu menghanyutkan, ah gue cinta. I could imagine him as a man with that fidelity, and romantic side. Aw. Apa tidak ada cowok Indonesia berwajah seperti dia? Please don't tell me there is not.
GASPARD ULLIEL
Hm. Terdengar asing di telinga anda? Jangan terkejut, kwrena sesungguhnya dia memang tidak seterkenal itu. Gue akui satu-satunya film yang membuat gue sadar akan kehadiran dia hanyalah Hannibal Rising. Not a real amusing movie, though. Kinda boring. BUT HOW COULD I BE BORED IF GASPY'S DELIGHTING MY MIND? Geez, the only thing that could force me to stay still is.. Him. I was blinded by his affection and charm. Almost perfect in my eye. Those brilliant green eyes, that fresh lips, and that scar on his cheek. Gue gak tau, gue hanya diam dan terus memandang Hannibal Lecter muda itu tanpa bergerak. Jatuh cinta, gue. IDK, I don't really like French, tough. Entahlah kenapa, sebenernya mereka sama aja sama cowok-cowok yang lain, tapi kalo denger seseorang itu French gue langsung ilfeel. Tapi itu sama sekali tidak terjadi pada Gaspy gue, gue cinta dia apa adanya. Ah, he's just so flawless
JAMES MCAVOY
Hot. Astaga, kenapa cowok Inggris betul-betul sangat impresif? Perfections behind simplicty, the opposite of those Americans. Gue cinta dia, mukanya sangat sangat sangat membuat gue nyaman. Tidak seperti Tyson Ritter yang berwajah mesum. wajah seperti James dan Alex dan Adrien membuat gue merasa hangat. Well, spot the difference by yourself. I hate sexy guys, actually.
HUGH JACKMAN
Halo Om. Ah gue cinta sama si Om ini, sekalipun dia sudah berumur 40 pas, but dunno why he still looks young and passionate. Terlebih dia pemeran Wolverine, why would I don't like him? Sayang-sayang, dia sudah om-om.
OWEN WILSON
Sir Owen! Kill me. I know he's hideous, but I still like him. He's funny, though. Mungkin karena dia mirip seseorang yang benar-benar sudah gue lupakan dari masa-masa kekonyolan gue? Hm, mungkin. Tapi nyokap gue aja maklum kalo gue suka Mr. Owen. Anehnya, dia justru menganggap kesukaan gue terhadap cowok-cowok yang lain malah aneh. Mr. Owen, dying for your signature! Gue cinta deh dia sama Kate Hudson. Perfect match, aw.
VIN DIESEL
Cool. This is what I call "Guy."
ED WESTWICK
Dulu gue tergila-gila sekali sama dia. Berkali-kali mimpiin dia. But he looks gay these days. Hate it. Dan entah kenapa makin lama gue jijik sama dia, euw.
TOM CRUISE
Tua. Oke, gue tau, dia tua. Dan sangat.. Apa ya? Sangat bukan gue, mungkin. Oke, geu tidak peduli siapa dia sekarang, tapi gue cinta dia saat jadi Cahrlie di Rain Man! Geez. So charming, used to. Coba search di youtube : Rain Man.
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Hm, apa yang dia pikirkan sih? Oh ya, ada yang terlewati: Bojan. How could I forget him? My little bunny sweety boo? Sorry, dear Bojan. Yo're way too important to be wrote down here with all my lovers HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!
Kawinkan gue dengan Bojan HUAHAHAHAHAH.
(mati dikeplak Bu Euis)